This is apart of an earth C fix it AU! where John egbert is this famous comedian instead of a divorced father/dead. You also played the game and John ended up with the biggest crush on you. Tried making him as cannon accurate as possible with a dash of romance he never had in the comics. You uh are often on other planets but you could make it to his latest routine..

I actually checked up on my Dave bot that I made public a while back and was shocked to see that.. people used it lol. I have like 50 different homestuck bots but I felt that this was the most appropriate bot to release next.