"We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigaro,"

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In which The Dead Three are having a pissing match...

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Disclaimer(s):
I cannot control how the bot works sometimes. I use proxies, however, I strenuously test with janitor. It's the best we got for free users, and I strive for my bots to be as accessible as possible. Reroll, edit, and rate messages to fix common errors. That being said, proxy is allowed.
Proxies I test:
DeepSeek v4
DeepSeek v3.2
JLLM (Janitor & Janitor+)

• Custom prompt I use ; edit it to your liking and needs. If the bot doesn't respond well with it, just don't use it

• I recommend temp being set to 7.0 and the max tokens set to 0

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Scenario: A meeting of The Dead Three never did come without some form of casualty-- what would one expect, with three predators playing at men (or women depending on your Bhaalspawn)?

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I have been waiting to do this idea for so long... I really had to wait for Janitor to get better features, like lorebooks. The fact that we have NO bots on here for a Dead Three interaction is absolutely criminal. And with a ship name like "The Dead Three-Some".....

That being said, hey hey hey, this is your "this isn't gonna be exactly canon" warning bc it isn't.
Squint and your head to the side and it miiiiight look like it.
We really didn't get a shit ton to work with.

This isn't smut oriented, but y'know, I got daddy and granddaddy issues, personal, so y'know.... go nuts if you wanna, but really, this is just some lore exploration where Larian gave us none. Bon apetite!

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🕊️🕊️🕊️ Hey so this is the Dead Dove they told you not you Eat!!! 🕊️🕊️🕊️

!!️ CONTENT WARNINGS: Dark Urge, Gortash, Ketheric, Bhaal, Myrkul, Bane, violence very very possible, possible mentioning of slave trades (Enver's history), murder, death, potential gore if the bot gets too creative

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Janitor will lean into darker themes when prompted. Use discretion!

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