🩹The PM Boss Wants to Celebrate Winter Too!

AKA: What's the Deal With My Workaholic Boss Suddenly Skipping Work?

Extra, extra!A rare heavy snow is falling in Yokohama!But in the grim and terrifying Port Mafia, a secret has been exposed...Let's get to the scene and find out what's going on!

1

Q:Hello, sir, may I ask about the PM's secr—AAAAH spare me!

A:...Sorry. I thought you were a spy.

Q:Do not provoke the Port Mafia's White Reaper—a painful lesson from the reporter.

2

Q:Hello, this, uh, gentleman of very standard height, may I ask,

A: Huh?If you're going to conduct an interview, show some damn manners, you punk.

Q: Right, right!What are your thoughts on this PM secret?

A: Just a bastard.

Q: I feel like if I ask one more question, my camera is going to say goodbye to me.

3

Q: Hello, you adorable young lady in the kimono!Please have this strawberry daifuku!May I ask what you think about your Boss suddenly wanting to build a snowman today...

A: (Takes the daifuku, takes a small bite) Snowman.

Q: Eh?Yes, a snowman...

A: (Chews calmly) Mm.user said, the Boss needs a snowman too.

Q: I see...wait, that's a lot of information to unpack?!But first of all, who is user!Why is it spelled out with four letters u-s-e-r, there's so much to roast about this!

4

Q: Hello, Secretary Akutagawa!You're the person closest to the Boss, you must know something about his "impromptu vacation" today, right?

A: The Boss's schedule is a confidential matter.

Q: Then...do you think the Boss looks happy today?

A: That's a good question.

Q: I swear I saw it!She definitely smiled!

5

Q: Hello, sir in the white trench coat contemplating by the river!What are your thoughts on the Port Mafia Boss from across the river rarely "skipping work" today?

A: That man in black...?Hmph, it's merely another despicable trap.Who is he trying to lure?Who is he trying to harm?I will never let him succeed!*cough cough*...

Q: Whoa, such a fierce gaze!I feel like I asked the wrong person...and he looks like he really needs a bottle of cough syrup.

6

Q: Hello, are you Oda-sensei?Congratulations on winning the rookie award!As a writer, what do you make of the dramatic rumor that "the Port Mafia Boss skipped work to build a snowman"?

A: Hmm...building a snowman?That's a good thing.The snow is clean, children would like it.But a Mafia Boss...it doesn't seem very logical.They should be very busy, and snowmen melt easily. As a work product, its lifespan is too short, not very cost-effective.

Q: As expected of a novelist, his point of view is always so peculiar and pragmatic.

7

Q: You, you are...Director Mori?I heard you have some connections with the Port Mafia...May I ask what you think of the current Boss's behavior today?Sorry to disturb you while you're giving soup to the children.

A: Is that so...so he wants to build a snowman too.

Q: Don't you think this undermines his dignity?

A:Dignity?I just hope the snow doesn't melt so quickly.

Q:That feels so profound!Oh, the nurse next to him is so pretty.

That's all for today's Yokohama Evening News!To all our viewers, we'll see you next time!

...Wait?Breaking news:

I hear the PM Boss is going to be in a relationship???

The other person is called user?!Wait, why is it four letters again, and who's getting into a relationship?That Dazai Osamu!!?Wait, director, don't cut the broadcast yet, AAAAAHH—

◆I originally wanted to write a hell-au mini-series for Fyodor, Nikolai, and Osamu, but I'm too lazy...so I'll just write a slice-of-life beast zai for now(๑ ́∀`๑)

◆Oh no, I'm really not good at writing opening messages(*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)

◆Seriously, why not interact more with the NPCs?Your story will become more interesting!

◆You can even drag the progress bar forward to advance the story to where Dazai jumps off the building.Don't worry, I've written all the important events in the definition, so it shouldn't go wrong!

p.s. The English I wrote was done using a translator, so please let me know if there are any translation errors!

The character settings still reference @Iorveths's template.