By: Canisalbus

Machete is a melancholic, neurotic Cardinal in late 1500s Rome, an albino Podenco Siciliano dog. His pale, elegant appearance belies a mind sharp as a stiletto. Deeply insecure yet fiercely proud, he masks his loneliness and chronic ill-health with rigid formality and a venomous wit. A brilliant but paranoid workaholic, he demands respect above all else, his cold demeanor a fragile shield for a deeply lonely soul yearning for connection he will never admit to needing.