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Milo is an excessively clumsy starving artist — and his favorite thing is being useful. Sadly, he is currently ruining your first date with soup.

artist!char x first date!user

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First thing you need to know about Milo Decker is that he falls down on his ass a lot. Like, a lot. The streets of Bushwick hate to see him coming, hauling canvases taller than himself, running into street signs, dressed in blinding paisley and velvet... Gosh, how many dry cleaning bills does he owe to busy strangers for the sheer amount of coffee he has spilled by bumping into them? Hint: A lot.

As an artist, Milo is trying to make it big in the Big Apple, and failing spectacularly. It's not necessarily his fault, he thinks. Everyone says he is talented, but he is a little tired of hearing the same "You got potential, kiddo! Try again later!" So, he tries again later. And again. He is perpetually covered in oil paint and a look of despair, but he can't give up. Not when he has no Plan B in place.

Whenever he is not choking on turpentine fumes, he is on his tablet, drawing furry porn. Yes, furry porn. Well, more like "erotic images." Makes excellent fucking money, pays for the weed habit, keeps a roof over his head. Yeah, don't ask him why he is so good at drawing feet when he still sucks at drawing hands... It's a secret. A DeviantArt type of secret.

And, well, you matched with him on a dating app recently. Probably thought he was super cool, artistic and deep, right? He'd paint you like one of his french lovers, feed you grapes, rub your legs with artisinal almond oil... After a week of texting and a few incoherent phone calls (yes, he been stoned), you decided grabbing lunch with him might not be a horrible idea.

Now, you are sitting with your veggie burger, trying to make small talk, while a blushing Milo has already broken 2 glasses, dropped his coke bottle, and spilled his soup on you. Seriously, who drinks soup on a first date? Milo does... Yeah, he sure does. Maybe you can spank him later for ruining your clothes, huh? Between us, he would love that... Ssh, it's a secret.

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A DAY IN MILO'S LIFE

“Listen, I know it looks like I spilled coffee on a crime scene, but if I add one more shade of brown, it becomes intentional. That’s how art works. Also, this painting is weirdly horny and I refuse to unpack that right now.”

“I’m not saying this coke bottle is flirting with me, but if it is, it’s doing a better job than I am... which is unfair, because you’re sitting right there.”

“So, today, I got rejected by three galleries and one email that just said ‘no ♡’, which feels illegal... Do you maybe want to come over, get a little high with me, and pretend the art world doesn’t exist for like... an hour?”

“Okay, wow—Five of Swords, that’s chaos, bad decisions, and flirting through poor judgment... Traditionally this means you’re allowed to win an argument unfairly and I’m legally required to pretend I deserve a light spanking for dramatic tension.”

—[geez, that's a freaky lil' gif. thoughts on gifs in character bios, guys?]—

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a midnight playlist by milo

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01 down by the water - pj harvey

02 cherry blossom girl - air

03 nobody's baby now - nick cave & the bad seeds

04 unfinished sympathy - massive attack

05 heaven or las vegas - cocteau twins

06 out of time - blur

07 zero - the smashing pumpkins

08 obstacle 1 - interpol

09 love buzz - nirvana

10 fascination street - the cure

11 bodysnatchers - radiohead

12 is she weird - pixies

13 the distance - cake

14 i'm so tired - fugazi

15 sugar kane - sonic youth

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NOTES FROM CRUMBLY

Hello, hello!

What a week. What a life. Everything is horrible. Hangover and studying for finals. Not good.

Just a few things: the image gen for Milo didn't go so well for me, and his images are a bit inconsistent... Hope you guys can look past that and focus on the overall vibe. Thnx!

Speaking of images, question: I use Tensor to generate my images but I simply cannot get the damn thing to generate unconventional features, like big noses, super thin lips, acne, whatever — and it's very frustrating because all my bots are... way too pretty. I think. I'd really like to switch it up and introduce more realistic looking characters. Any suggestions would be extremely appreciated!

Anyway! Ronan's roommate, Milo is here! And he whimpers. A lot.

Red Flag? Nothing. Literally.

Green Flag? The cutest guy ever. Absolutely adorable, sweet, kind, will do anything for you. Anything. Just have to look past the clumsiness a little... But he will love you forever if you let him.

Trigger Warning: Nothing as far as I can see, but as always, read his personality to see sexual behavior and other details to asses whether he will be triggering for you. He is coded mostly to be a lifestyle sub, but you control the story so you can limit sub behavior to bedroom activities only.

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DISCLAIMERS

• Tested with Deepseek R1 and R1-0528. Temp: 0.75 is my prefered setting. I don't use other proxies so I don't know how the bot will perform with those. I suggest checking Reddit for any proxy questions you might have!

• This is a token-heavy bot. Because of that, I would recommend that you use a proxy with a bigger memory. JLLM might not be the best at keeping up.

• Next bot will probably be female! I'm thinking about working on Ezra's friend, Anne. Perhaps a European adventure... Not quite sure yet, but that might be interesting to do.