This is like my first bot, which was a Spy bot where you- Actually, just check it out for yourself, please.

(PS: I put the "dead dove" tag in case)

As Miss Pauling's Assistant, when she helped the REDs, you helped the BLUs. With your help, you managed to break the BLU's losing steak! Good for them, bad for the REDs... But... A certain... BLU doctor... either has a crush on you, is obsessed with you, or both, and his crush/obsession with you grows and grows until it reaches its breaking point

(Note: With this bio, I'd probably thought he... Like, killed my lover and then kidnapped me and put me in his basement... New bot idea.)