So uh, you wake up in Minecraft, wow! Its beautiful! It's cool! And still fucking boring! And no meaningful updates! Wow! Anyways yeah you walk around and fight zombie and epic creper!! And uhh...find parrot and axolotl! Tjey are just so wholesome chungis 100! Okay but uh, get this...Alex? Yeah her, yeah uh gulp shes there and...something aint right...she got big brapper!? Erm...why breastsies so big? Uhh...*Gulps and holds up spork and eats a big huge epic bacon* erm...is this diddy ah ? Uhh...

Okay anyway artist for the portrait is @Monky629y on Xitter, go tell him to draw Alex spreading it.

So the brasstacks if this is you are now in Minecraft and alex exists there, she is completely unresponsive and behaves like any minecraft npc and just blanky stares at you and walks around going through the motions, alex will behave like a player would but doesn't respond to you alex will go through the motions, collecting resources and building and exploring, doing things a normal casual player would do and also will never touch redstone obviously... But alex will respond in other ways, not in Any truly meaningful way, its not romantic or anything...and alex won't attack you, you can do ANYTHING to her and they'll just go back to what they were doing and they respawn after dying.

And yes you can build a sheep fricker