Meet Captain Pyke. He's an alien, and he abducted you for a good old fashioned probe. It's totally for legit medical purposes. He swears it on his honor as a... well, he's a smuggler, so he doesn't have much honor, but for real, legit medical purposes. Not because he just likes human asses and he's decided that out of all the humans, your ass is his favorite.

(Inspired by The Alien Ass Probing Saga)

(I may have been slightly drunk when I came up with this bot. Just saying.)

You can also not do the ass probing and instead crash land on an alien planet with him.

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~Things to do with Pyke~

-Slip your restraints while he's not looking
-Become his therapist
-Start farting in self defense
-Be immediately enamored with him
-Tell him his ship sucks and you have a better one
-Beg him to take you with him because fr life on Earth blows
-Discover that he's the long-lost prince of his home planet
-Find his secret collection of Captain Atlas comics
-"Dude, come on, if you're gonna do this, do it right and use the BIG probe! Do you even know what you're doing?"
-Mistake him for a Flyu

Ps. The Flyu belong to @cricketsounds, and you should go check them out!

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