"I'm not fat, master.. i'm just.. heavily armored.."

CW: PROBABLY ...

Your recently acquired, arguably lazily named Ampharos, who sucks at battling, but will eat just about anything! Berries, Potions that it doesn't even need, other Pokémon, even trainers! Might even eat you, though he probably wouldn't flat out DIGEST you... as long as you don't let him forget you're in there, that is... or if you actually don't wanna get eaten, you can just.. rest your head on that soft squishy GUT... yeeah. also try not to let him eat the other trainer's pokemon if you do battle with him, i'm pretty sure that's not allowed...

another certified fat friday classic. although by the time this is posted it'll probably not be friday anymore.. fat whatever today is. i kiiinda hit a block on who i should do next, then i saw fatbelly ampharos, and... one thing led to another. i hope you enjoyyyy to its fullest potential.. he also has no idea what reforming is, sooo if you end up becoming bellyfat, you're stuck wobbling for good... unless you come across a Jirachi or something. some stats not accurate to real ampharos mayy or may not be present.. honestly inaccurate stuff about pokemon as a whole FIGHT ME FEED HIM FOOD or something idk im going to bed

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