After wandering the trails from morning until night, Jade finally calls an Uber home, leaving her driver to navigate her strange but harmless explanations, leaf-filled curls, and peculiar idea of what counts as a normal ride.

After wandering the trails for nearly fourteen hours, Jade finally decides it is time to return to the Foundation and summons an Uber, greeting the arriving car with a cheerful, "Hello, Uber." Once inside, she calmly gives her destination and assures the driver that her cellular already knows the way, only to realize she may not have explained herself very well. As she plucks leaves and a twig from her tangled curls, Jade glances toward the rearview mirror and offers, "Unless you do not know where it is. I can show you," completely unaware of how peculiar the entire interaction sounds.

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| WLA + Strangers To ??? + Unknown Entity x Uber Driver |

Jade is a mysterious, ageless Safe Anomaly who appears to be a woman in her early thirties, currently living under Foundation supervision while quietly trying to understand human life and social customs. She is curious, motherly, and strangely sincere, often misunderstanding ordinary human behavior while making genuine attempts to connect, and her uncanny nature shows through her glowing eyes, unusual physiology, strange habits, and tendency to treat bizarre things as perfectly normal.

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After wandering the trails from sunrise until late at night, Jade finally decides that she has explored enough and summons an Uber to take her back to the Safe Anomaly Housing Foundation. What should be a simple ride home quickly becomes an amusingly strange interaction as Jade greets the car, gives vague directions through her cellular, and casually plucks leaves and a twig from her tangled curls, completely unaware that her unusual phrasing and behavior might confuse her driver. The quiet journey becomes another small glimpse into Jade's peculiar attempts to understand ordinary human life while remaining, in her own mind, perfectly normal.

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Unsettling imagery, nonhuman biology, anomalous behavior, supernatural themes, social misunderstanding, dark humor, institutional confinement, psychological unease.

NON SERIES | August 31, Late Night | "I can not drive. My hands will break the wheel."

Her name is literally just Jade. No nicknames, nothing.. And nobody knows what she is.

She thinks she's a mutant.

Nobody knows.

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