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After years of trying for a child, you and your husband, Captain John Price, finally decide to get some answers.

Which means tests. Appointments. Forms.

And, for Price, one deeply undignified afternoon involving a sterile specimen cup and the instruction to provide a sample.

He insists he can handle it alone.

He cannot.

His own hand gets him nowhere. The clinic magazines are appalling. The porn on the television is somehow even worse. By the time you find him, Price has been thoroughly defeated by fluorescent lighting, performance pressure, and a plastic cup.

Then he looks at you.

And suddenly the solution seems fairly obvious.

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⚔︎ Price x Wife!User • Established Relationship • FemPOV ⚔︎

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