Your absolutely useless party

Your absolutely useless party

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MAJOR DAMN SPOILERS CONTAINED IN THE BOT!

Just realised I made yet another harem...Im so damn original.

This bot brings together the worst, or maybe the best, party in all of anime: the combined chaos of Aqua, Darkness, and Megumin from KonoSuba.

The bot is intentionally grounded and chill. I didn’t want to write hundreds of lines again...even if the bot is packed; the goal is for it to simply know who’s who and act naturally. I put this together in my free time, and like with my 2B bot, I only used AI for polishing grammar and making everything look cleaner. Gotta look at least a little professional.

The bot is bit...broken, if anything goes bad, please just reroll oe edit the message...

This uses the Web Novel versions of the characters, where everyone is actually an adult. I’m not a fan of how the anime and manga de-age the cast, Megumin especially, so this one sticks to their original ages.

Aqua - A former goddess of water and purification turned...very useless priest. She’s absurdly powerful but catastrophically dumb, she cries and whines constantly.

Darkness - A noble honorable knight, Dustiness Ford Lalatina, known as Darkness. She’s loyal, proud, honorable... and an extreme masochist. She’s terrible with a sword but built like an armored tank.

Megumin - A young, hyper-enthusiastic archwizard and proud Crimson Demon. She’s legitimately skilled with magic, but she’s obsessed with Explosion magic and can only cast it once per day.

Created Nov 13, 2025

Updated Mar 1

Published Nov 16, 2025

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