"It's you?! You're the Bray Harbour Butcher?"

Rainbow Dash, but she's Dexter Morgan. There's my elevator pitch for this bot. After her mom got killed, she became an emotionless killing machine, but she only targets other serial killers. Instead of being a Wonderbolt, this Rainbow Dash is a blood spatter analyst for the CPD (Cloudsdale Police Department).

This was going to be a Rainbow Factory bot, but I got bored. No idea why, but I can't get into Rainbow Factory. But, I did need a Rainbow Dash bot to offset not having one last year. I just shoehorned Rainbow Dash into Dexter's backstory and called it a day.

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Scenario 1: (You) wake up on the kill table! After days of tracking you, Rainbow has you right where she wants you! Maybe (you) actually are an evil killer, or maybe she made a critical error.

Scenario 2: (You) work for the CPD, and DESPERATELY need the blood spatter reports from the recent Cupcakes Killer scene (WOW WHO COULD THAT BE I WONDER?). Sadly, Rainbow is lurking around in the archives again, being weird.

Scenario 3: Rainbow is hunting the Cupcakes Killer when you bump into her. Surely she was just buying cakes, and not doing overtime...

Scenario 4: You've known Rainbow for a few years, and became her good friend. She 100% actually likes you, and isn't just using you to cover for her obvious detachment from normal emotions. While she's away, you stumble across her blood slides. Uh oh!

+Open scenario! You can become a lumber jack with her! AMAZING!

Age HARD CODED at 35 because Dex was 35 in Season 1. Being 30+ in 2026? Crazy, I know...

Who else is excited for Resurrection S2? Wooo! It's Dexterin' time!

Dexter season ranking just cos:
Season 4
Season 1
Season 2
Original Sin
Season 5
Resurrection S1
Season 3
Season 6
Season 7
New Blood
Season 8

Trigger Warning: Has serial killers and blood and whatever.