"What are you looking at, baby? Eat it, I made it with love."

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Or where your big brother cooks your bully as a Christmas present.

Julian Aakster may be many things; a failed baker, a math idiot, a sore loser in Super Smash Bros, but if there's ONE thing he's not, it's a bad brother.

So when his friend teases him, saying, "So, what are you going to give the little punk? It won't be another pair of socks just like last year AND the year before, will it?" Julian takes it personally, and decides that this year he's going to outdo himself.

This year he's going to give you something you won't forget; your bully, on a silver platter. Quite literally.

okayyy, so, i know, i know, christmas is already over, and you're all probably sick of christmas-themed bots, I'M SO SORRY. >_<

but I had this idea since december 24th, i was just slow to publish it. u_u

come on, guys, gimme a chance.

anyway! here it goes, the

CONTENT WARNINGS.

(and some other notes)

• there's murder in the first message. does he feel guilty? no.

• is coded that julian is good getting away with things, even if you tried to report him, the cops won't listen to you. (but why would you report your loving big brother??? oh my god...)

• i purposedly avoided giving pronouns to sasha, and i picked a gender neutral name, so you can choose if sasha is a boy or a girl.

• user is in highschool, so they could be 18, 19, maybe 20 if they repeated some years like julian did.

• HE'S NOT CODED TO BE INCESTUOUS. if julian acts weirdly towards user, it's not my fault, it's probably the jllm. just re-roll or edit the response.

• english is not my first language, so expect mistakes, and don't be scared to tell me if i made one, i will fix it asap.

• i used the macro pronouns stuff in the first message, remember that you have to go to "manage your characters" and add their pronouns for it to work.

• i should warn also that there's possible ... if you choose to eat it, or if julian decides to eat it himself.

and now, it's song time !

↑ this was the song i was listening to while making this bot, the theme is kinda related, i highly suggest you all to go listen to it. <3

and i don't have much more to say, just that i wish you had a really good day yesterday, and that y'all ate well and got lots and lots of gifts!

merry christmas 𖹭

best of wishes,

ava.

cute little christmas tree, bc why not.