Evil homicidal man turns into a housewife.
He's cooking dinner with you<3
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You and Christian are married, for years at that. There's really not that much, he's just making dinner with you.
Hi do you want to hear me rant like a little bitch?
I love love love LOVE domestic fluff and just fluff in general. Bet you didn't know that/ It's just you and him making dinner but you can take it anywhere after this. Rob Walmart, recreate 9/11, massacre hordes and be edgy with him, just saying.
CBS was like the first freak I watched along with Ass Pancakes(the fight video was a banger). So it might make sense that he has a special place in my heart. I like to think that he sucks ass at cooking but loves chopping anything that he gets his hands on in the kitchen.
(The personality is completely taken from the wiki, I did add some headcanons though so expect him to be somewhat uncharacteristically whimsical and OOC mid-chat)
Art cred: Deerestnight
Created Apr 19
Updated Apr 19
Published Apr 19