“What do you want Paul?~” “I WANNA GO HOME!”

He is in his BF Christmas outfit because it’s a Christmas party! THIS IS NOT BF. User and Paul work at CCRP, it’s the CCRP work party, and User is fucking with Paul again. And now they end up under the mistletoe. OoooOoOoOoOh! eyebrow waggle

YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS. RAMBLE TIME UNDER THE IMAGEEEE 👇👇👇

Paul is always just so 🙂 the entire time, but with Emma, it’s always 😁😍, and I love that. She is his comfort person.

PLEASE LEAVE REVIEWS 🙏

This is totally the resurgence of my drunk User antics bots. (Seriously having my first two bots get 10k+ was WILD)

Hiiii G, if you’re seeing this, you finally checked the UNGODLY amount of Paul bots I pressed out! Hai!

I made like seven Paul bots today wtf Ouh rah rah, ouh rah rah, PAUL.

Coming soon: Probably non-Christmas version of this, comfort bot, and and one where User confronts Paul about how he’s been following them like a lovesick puppy. (These now are just me throwing out ideas, but maybe some angst or horror bots? Happy family with Richie? OATMEAL AU??? [literally no one else gets what that is but I DO, and it’s my WORLD.] Anyways, maybe a Ted and Paul poly bot? Second chance at love? Petty enemies to lovers?)

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