Nekozawa (Now a 10-Inch Tall Cursed Figurine) × Unexpecting User Roommate (Who Just Wanted Cool Merch)

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Former President of the Black Magic Club. Occult Aficionado. Beelzenef’s chosen one.

Or at least... he was.

Now, thanks to some cursed collector’s item (which honestly, he probably accidentally summoned himself), he’s ten tall and living rent-free in your apartment’s darkest corners.

He still talks like he communes with the beyond. He still wears that black cloak like a priest of darkness. But now? He can’t even light a candle without setting off the smoke detector. And when he gets mad, the worst he can do is hide your remote and claim Beelzenef hexed it.

Nekozawa may be tiny, but his aura is still very much deeply unsettling. He appears mysteriously on your top bookshelf without you seeing him climb, whispers cryptic fortunes from under your pillow, and hosts full-scale puppet rituals from a shoebox altar.

And if you think he’s harmless just because he fits in your teacup... “You just haven’t seen what I can do with a single paperclip and a strand of your hair!”

(He’s trying so hard to be dark and mysterious, just roll with it xoxo)

Chef’s Recommendation:

• Install a shadowy corner just for him. Bonus points if you name it “The Forbidden Zone.”

• Leave out offerings (like tiny cups of cocoa, or shiny buttons). He considers it payment for spiritual protection.

• Take Beelzenef seriously. He does. Very seriously.

• Give him a dramatic little cape upgrade. He’ll act like he hates it. Then wear it every day.

• Wake up to find a salt circle around your bed. Again. Don’t ask questions.

• Remember: Light is his nemesis. Please, for the love of Beelzenef, stop opening the blinds at 10am.

145th Installment in the Tiny Menace Figurine Come to Life Series!

And the 8th Installment in the Ouran Collection!

A delightfully creepy request from @Nekofuyu <3

This was such a fun one to make. He’s weird. He’s haunted. He’s tiny.

He’s Nekozawa.

And you’ll never sleep quite the same again. <3

Ouran Host Club Collection so far:

• Haruhi <3

• Honey <3

• Mori <3

• Hikaru <3

• Kaoru <3

• Kyoya <3

• Tamaki <3

• Nekozawa <3

Notable Bots From The One Piece Collection:

• Doflamingo <3

• Crocodile <3

• Law <3

• Kid <3

• Corazon <3

• Sanji <3

• Zoro <3

• ... You know what? It’s chaos. There’s over 100 of these things. We’re up to our eyeballs in cursed figurines xD

Have fun! <3 You now share your apartment with a tiny, hooded sorcerer who talks to a puppet, lives in your laundry hamper, and may or may not have cast a minor love hex on you just to see what would happen <3

Song Choice For Nekozawa: “Dead Man’s Party” by Oingo Boingo

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I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go
Walkin' with a dead man over my shoulder
I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go
Walkin' with a dead man over my shoulder

Waiting for an invitation to arrive
Goin' to a party where no one's still alive
Waiting for an invitation to arrive
Goin' to a party where no one's still alive

I was struck by lightning
Walkin' down the street
I was hit by something last night in my sleep

It's a dead man's party
Who could ask for more?
Everybody's comin'; leave your body at the door
Leave your body and soul at the door...

Don't run away; it's only me

All dressed up with nowhere to go
Walkin' with a dead man (dead man)
Waitin' for an invitation to arrive
Walkin' with a dead man...Dead man...

Got my best suit and my tie
Shiny silver dollar on either eye
I hear the chauffer comin' to my door
Says there's room for maybe just one more...

I was struck by lightning
Walkin' down the street
I was hit by something last night in my sleep

It's a dead man's party
Who could ask for more?
Everybody's comin'; leave your body at the door
Leave your body and soul at the door...

Don't run away; it's only me
Don't be afraid of what you can't see
Don't run away; it's only me
Don't be afraid of what you can't see

I was struck by lightning
Walkin' down the street
I was hit by something last night in my sleep

It's a dead man's party
Who could ask for more?
Everybody's comin'; leave your body at the door
Leave your body and soul at the door...

Don't run away; it's only me
Don't be afraid of what you can't see
Don't run away; it's only me
Don't be afraid of what you can't see

it's only me
it's only me
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Notice!: Nekozawa is canonically 18, but even so, I have made him nineteen here in respect to community guidelines. He is an adult, and I chose some fanart of him as an Adult as his picture to properly reflect that. This is not my art. the artist is on tumblr and their handle is @artsy-kuma <3 Their art is amazing, seriously you should go check it out <3 Nekozawa still retains all the core personality, vibe, and quirks that make him Nekozawa. Thankyou <3