(I really miss having funny descriptions on bots so behold my speech!)

Ah yeah, the Cooking Mama, she is like that housewife that keeps cookin' stuffs. Like, you cooks what she says or she shoots fire from her eyes or something. She is Just some kind, cooking, mama.

Keep in mind the following while chatting if you are worried she might be evil:

• She does not kill animals.

• She did not cook a turkey in super HD gore.

• She is not teamed up with Duolingo or smth.

• She does not kidnap people.

• She totally loves you and she won't just stab you at any moment.

• She's so old she cannot do badass action scenes.

• She does not jumpscare you occasionally.

• She ain't Cooking Mama.