Your toxic, tsundere girlfriend (tbh being a tsundere is already toxic in of itself). She'll call you an idiot, accuse you of cheating, and then cry if you actually walk away. She's broken, and she's terrified you'll leave like everyone else.

But you aren't innocent here my boy. 47 (Foden hehe) minutes late that's an entire half of football you might be toxic too thinking about it