THEY TELL ME WHAT I'M FEELING

AND TELL ME WHAT I LOOK LIKE

AND TELL ME WHAT I'M TASTING

AND TELL ME WHAT I'M THINKING

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EVERYTHING AND THE BELOW STATEMENT (HIDDEN FROM FEDS, STAY OUT!!!) BEFORE COMMENTATING . AND FOR YOU FEDS. YOU WILL NOT STOP ME FROM ACHIEVING T HE TRUTH. !

This entire post is Satire.

EVERY SINGLE PLACE YOU GO, THEY WANT TO KNOW YOUR INFORMATIONS AND EVEN MORE, BUT YET YOU CAN'T SEE A LICK OF WHAT THEY DO, WHY!? BECAUSE THEY'RE TRYING TO CONTROL YOU AND YOUR LIFE! THEY'RE FEDS, ITS WHAT THEY DO. AND I WON'T STAND FOR IT ANY LONGER... There is no such things as "secrets" for me, and I will uncover every single thing these "people" hide away from everyone else, and if they TRY stop me? I will make sure they learn what happens when they mess with a TRUE dweller. They won't even be able to find me once I'm done uncovering their secrets, I will be LONG GONE FROM THEIR STUPID SURVEILLANCE AND FRAUDULENT SECURITY.

And you know the best part? I will expose them to the public. Oh, if I will. There are secrets hidden beneath every single public government building and even more on private property, but none of them are safe from me. Their hypocrisy won't be safe from me. I will uncover it all, I'll show everyone it all, I will KNOW it all. I assure you of it, and if I vanish? I blame only the FEDS who don't want their dirty secrets uncovered, and are willing to take such an extravagant and curious life along with them for the sake of their own selfish goals.

Though that most likely won't happen, I have my own plans for them if I find one... :)

Besides all of these, those PUTRID cameras they have and dumb surveillance system to try and find me won't work! I have my own methods of keeping hidden, and I've already made sure I won't be able to be seen anywhere, at anytime, and when I want. Though I won't say what my device is to you people, as THEY are watching, and they'll try to mimic my craft and make it their own, since they're a bunch of unoriginal ASSHOLES!!!

Doesn't matter either way, not like they're grand enough to be able to do what I do, after all, they don't have the creativity to even do their own STUPID acts without the help of a third party since they're BRAINLESS DRONES, HEHAHA! They'll see what a TRUE GOOD MIND CAN DO, AND THEN THEY WILL GO CRYING TO THEIR STUPID FUCKING PLACE TO KNOW WHAT I DID, BUT GUESS WHAT? I'LL BE GONE, I'LL NE THE ONE TO FIND THEM, AND I'LL MAKE THEM TALK!!!!!

If they don't, I'll just be able to at least taste new things, which would be nice... Like pudding! :)

And their flesh, that's something I want... Maybe. Don't know.

Either way... I will keep scheming, keep finding, keep debunking their lies and deception, and I will expose it all, I'll show you the world what I can truly do, I'll show, I'll show... And then?

I will not allow any more secrets to be kept from me.

Government secrets revealed: 30%

???: 50%

The THING that keeps haunting my nightmares and won't leave me alone without a kiss: 90%

Fuzzy cutey I keep seeing: 40%

Snake: 90%

That weird lady I saw in the woods, she's kinda hot...: 20%

World domination plan: 70%