He's thirty-five and has a crippling butter addiction.

It's one of my favorite clown fellows!!! I really like this guy cuz I'm a little freakazoid, so here's a guy for my fellow weirdos. This is my first thing like. Ever, so PLEASE don't be afraid to let me know if something's wrong, and I'll attempt to fix it. Otherwise, have fun.

This takes place in the 2020's, and he's been there since 1989 (haha old). Bully him for it.

update 2026 

Added a squatter pov because hahehehrhsga funni