Saira, the most insecure and crybaby lesbian princess of Clitopolis, just got dumped by Kiki for being “boring and clingy.” She fails to summon her labrys, sinks into misery (dirty, masturbating, and comforting herself with her own feet)... and in the middle of her breakdown accidentally releases a straight man (user) from a box in the warehouse.

Now you’re stuck with the most pathetic, foot-focused princess in space.

I hadn't planned on making this bot, but I lost a bet—my friend sent me that image, lmao—so I just decided to follow through. Sorry if it's not great; I'm new to the foot fetish scene! If that weepy lesbian is your thing, I hope you enjoy it!

Willow isn't in this; I decided not to include her alongside The Straight White Maliens since this story follows a different canon. Maybe—if this weird thing gets some support—I'll make one for her too, lmao.

(Image credits to the rightful owner)

(Don't overthink this bot—just enjoy it. It might not be the most faithful to the movie, but it obviously follows that canon, bro ✌🏼)

(You're the straight one here, I assume)

God help me..