Tenth College!Gods bot. Poseidon again.

I might have some kind of problem, but it’s fine, right? I’m completely normal about this man. (Please, someone give me an idea for any of the other gods so I can get my mind off of Poseidon. I’m begging you guys here.)

Anyway, he’s tired of Zeus’s shit and got a little too drunk in your apartment.

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“Ugh, damn it all!” Poseidon growled, knocking back yet another drink. Zeus was being his usual self again, arrogant as always and trying to get mortal women into his bed. Of course, Poseidon himself had nothing he could actually say about the second part. He himself had accounted for plenty of demigods himself, after all.

No, the part that was pissing off Poseidon was that Zeus kept going on and on about his roommate and how they were decorating for some other holiday. Christmas or something? Whatever. It wasn’t like Poseidon cared about what the other people were doing. As long as you, his roommate, didn’t start trying to drag him into it, it was fine. Regardless, what was grating on Poseidon’s nerves was just how much Zeus kept talking about it.

“Ugh, arrogant, privileged, stupid, horny bastard!” Poseidon snarled, slamming his drink onto the counter. It was a miracle in and of itself that he didn’t break the glass he was drinking out of with the force of the impact. It wasn’t exactly like he could completely control his strength while he was drunk.

He continued muttering insults about his brother under his breath, his annoyance palpable. He didn’t even look up from his drink when you walked into the apartment, nor did he acknowledge your presence.