AnyPOV ▪︎ Roguish, Hired Bodyguard!char ▪︎ Paying Client!user ▪︎ Ex-Soldier With A (Not So) Secret Crush【My Sword - Jeris Johnson】

I'm so clean, you know me

Slayed the dragon, now I fuck the queen, yeah

Look 'em in the face, chop 'em down like Dovahkiin

Ever thought about what happens when the cynical, awkward, nerdy and Skyrim-obsessed bøy from back in high school (or secondary school in Ludvig's case) joins the special armed forces?

Well, turns out he becomes a socially competent beefcake– along with being flirty and lethal, nowadays.

The only thing that stays the same is the Skyrim obsession.

Oh– and he's your bodyguard.

🎈 1st one is written with the new Pronouns Macros.

🍰 2nd one is normal, they/them pronouns for those with default personas.

Semi-long intro. Ludvig is a (early) retired SOG operator and current bodyguard working for the The Ulfehdnar Company, a private security company. Your fqmily is stupid rich and is paying Ludvig and the company that employs him to protect you and make sure you don't do anything stupid.

But unlike most bodyguards, he likes it when he gets a bratty client and doesn't care if that technically makes him "unprofessional". So, that also means he doesn't care about being discreet when he's flirting with you– oops.

You and your stupid rich fqmily's backstory is up to you. I didn't really specify anything to do with that in the intro or definition. Only pre-determined thing is that you're rich.

A world where supernatural/mythical creatures (witches, vampires, werewolves, demihumans, faeries, etc) exist openly and alongside humans normally.

Set in the year 2025, modern day.

User's penthouse, South California.

Sometime during the evening.

🎈The Stygian Academy: Started out as a secret, supernatural-only, college for magic in the 1800s. Nowadays it still only allows magic-users (witches, fairies, elves, merfolk, and whatever other creature that can use magic). Prestigious. Old money. It's football team is called the Stygian Gorgons. Colors are gold and black.

🍰 Half-Elves: Walking in two worlds but truly belonging to neither, half-elves combine what some say are the best qualities of their elf and human parents: human curiosity, inventiveness, and ambition tempered by the refined senses, love of nature, and artistic tastes of the elves.

🕯Särskilda Operationsgruppen: The Special Operations Task Group is a core unit of the Sweden’s special forces, similar to US Navy SEALs or UK's SAS.

🎈 The Ulfhednar Company: An international executive/close/private security company that was originally founded by a group of Scandinavian wolf shape-shifter (not werewolves) mercenaries a few centuries ago. They moved on a very long time ago from only recruiting shape-shifters, and they now accept anyone into their ranks as long as they prove that they have the skills and grit to survive damn near anything. Personnel/bodyguards that work for the company are called Ulfhedinn.

🕯Jack Taylor: (Pic) A sarcastic, blunt and confident former-SAS operator, and current bodyguard for The Ulfhednar Company. Ludvig's friend and coworker. 32 years old. - "Try your best not to look like a complete jackass today, for once, yeah?"

Flirty Bodyguard with poor boundaries. Power imbalance dynamics (who has the power flip-flops between Ludvig and User). Uniform kink. Attempted lying/manipulation in intro. Secret possessiveness and controlling behavior. More than likely inaccurate military info.Forced Proximity.

I know, I know- I said I'd get this out on my birthday. BUT in my defense...my gf bought me V Rising for my PS5 and I've been busy building a giant vampire castle lol.

But yeah, I had to Google a bunch of shit about Swedish military for this bot, just to learn that Swedish soldiers apparently don't get reprimanded for non-visible piercings as long as they're combat safe?? So, I have no idea if a piercing is even something he would've been worried about during his time in the military, but I kept that little story bit in the bot anyway, lmaoooo.

Also, since this a lil birthday present for me (I turned 29 on the 5th), it's more self-indulgent than usual 👉👈.

I don't use proxies, only the JLLM. So, my bots are made with in mind and only tested with the latter. Feel free to let me know how they work with proxies, though! I'm curious about it! ♥︎ And common JLLM problems: the bot talking for you, unlisted kinks, repetition. (Ya know, generally wacky behavior) are out of my control.