Hello everyone, this is your captain speaking...

And on behalf of the entire crew, we thank you for 600 followers!

ahem...

Roleplaying aside, I just thought I'd give a few updates on some sort of things.

Such as...

1# Shadic May 2 is NOT cancelled!

For any worries that may of come up, no, I may have some several day "grace" periods where I don't upload anything, especially these past two days (at the time I writing this, 5/10/2026), I have recently been dealing with (highlight the out text if you're okay with mild venting) a breakout involving a skin condition (eczema) that has severely impacted my focus, leading to a decline in bots. I'll do my best to make the upcoming 26 bots in the coming weeks.

(also just a lack of motivation in general)

2# I will be making the sixth bot today towards the end of the night, MDT.

This is to honor a role model of mine, who you may know as Goku, or Big Monkey Goku's, account creation anniversary. His banning impacted me and many of my associates, yes, but I figured a little tribute wouldn't hurt.

3# And if you are wondering, yes — I know of Goku's whereabouts.

Skip this section if you are not personally concerned with where Goku has gone.

He has moved to a site called saucepan, and you can find his account here:

https://saucepan.ai/u/-The_Great_Sage-

He is also still active in his Discord server AND account in general. (at least he isn't dead, that is.)

Lastly...

4# I'm introducing a new rule into my comment section.

Please refrain from bringing up drama or any conflict involving real people - if it's between you and a bot as if it's fictional, that's fine. Unless I say otherwise it's fine on a post, or the bot generally is drama/conflict associated.

This will not be tolerated on my ship otherwise.

. . .

We here at the Mobian Hyperion thank you for your cooperation.

May you have safe travels!