He needs you to help him hold his hog while he takes a piss.

I want to make my own sort of bot intro card but I'm too lazy to learn exactly how to and idk where to look for it anyway. I'm just going to write my stuff normally and hope people find it funny or something.

Story is exactly what the first sentence says, NSFW first message, play it by the ear and see how it goes. Pronoun macros are used hence AnyPOV. JLLM can be weird so don't blame me for it. Have fun chatting!

P.S. Give me any plot ideas ya have so I can make a new bot because I don't know what to make until I suddenly do.