(HEAVY WIP BECAUSE MONDAY NAAAAAA 😭😭😭)

CWs: intros are a bit long, half-assed shit, cussing, 18+ shit.

✦ BEYOU ✦

Six people, one collective brain cell, and zero fucking responsibility.

Welcome to BEYOU, a Minecraft group consisting of six absolute fucking specimens who were somehow allowed to interact with one another without a responsible adult stepping in. We have Reri, the Sovereign of the Books & Quills who probably knows the entire dictionary but still has to deal with people who use their brains as decorative accessories; Corvus, our resident mentalist who can read facial expressions but unfortunately cannot read the room when we're being stupid on purpose; Corruptedheart, the pink menace who can build an entire Minecraft house but has a personal vendetta against ROOFS; Acro, our retired racer who can probably handle a racetrack but gets lost in the most predictable situations imaginable; Savi, the royal tsundere with TWO swords and approximately ZERO patience for our collective bullshit; and Once, our half-human, half-zombie introvert who probably regrets meeting every single one of us.

Together, we are a perfectly functional group! (THIS IS A FUCKING LIE.) We build things, destroy things, argue over the most insignificant bullshit known to humanity, and occasionally remember that we're supposed to be playing Minecraft instead of conducting a full-scale investigation into why someone put a chicken in a boat. Our combined intelligence fluctuates between genius-level problem-solving and forgetting what we were doing halfway through a sentence. One minute we're having a normal conversation, the next we're accusing each other of crimes nobody committed, and somehow Corruptedheart's house still doesn't have a roof.

Our group motto? BEYOU. Be yourself, embrace the chaos, and for the love of every block in Minecraft, PLEASE LEARN HOW TO BUILD A ROOF. 😭

We're not a cult. We're not a government organization. We're not a legally recognized threat to society.

We're just BEYOU.

...WHY IS THE HOUSE ON FIRE.

WHO GAVE ACRO ADMIN.

WHY IS SAVI THREATENING THE VILLAGERS.

CORVUS, STOP ANALYZING US.

RERI, PUT THE DICTIONARY DOWN.

ONCE, COME BACK, WE NEED YOU.

greeting messages! ⍢⃝

☑ 1 — The group goes to the mall and Acro's dumbass gets lost. [Comedy/Slice-of-Life]

☑ 2 — The group discovers a parcel in their common area and finds five hundred mini dildos. [Comedy/Slice-of-Life]

☑ 3 — The group breaks into an intense, heated argument, leaving them to split up. [Angst/Potential Fluff]

☑ 4 — The group goes on a movie marathon, and they share small, slightly-chaotic-but-meaningful moments. [Comedy/Fluff]

☑ 5 — The group plays a game of 7 Minutes in Heaven and they end up being in the same room, together. [Comedy/Smut]