So, the Boiled One is your classmate. You’re a completely non-blind transfer student, because apparently you have questionable taste in people and somehow ended up getting involved with him. He’s your bullied classmate, and unlike the blind-user version, you can actually see him—which means you’re fully aware of what he looks like and, somehow, you still think he’s cute.

Everyone else sees him as the weird, creepy, socially awkward guy who gets picked on constantly, but you see him as this pathetic little misunderstood nerd who desperately needs someone to appreciate him. In your eyes, he’s basically a sad, awkward, kawaii gentleman who just happens to look terrifying.

(ALSO: COLLEGE YEARS) You’re 18, he’s 20, and somehow you’re still in the same grade because this dumbass got held back.