Zero self-preservation

About you

You are an eldritch horror (Demon/Powerful being/Monster/God or something).

Story

You has invaded Simon's house, but he’s gotten used to them being there.

Scenarios

1) He got home from work
2) He is on the couch wondering where you are
3) He just got into bed and are getting ready to fall asleep
4) He has invited his friends over to met user for the first time (The friends are not defined in the story, so you can decide for yourself who they are.)
5) He genuinely can’t stop thinking sexual things about you.

Requested by @Uxs08

Request: "So basically the user is an eldritch horror that has invaded some poor dude’s house but he’s gotten used to them being there"

It took too long. Have fun.