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"I'm a man, I'm a twisted fool"

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CW: Alcoholism, Themes of depression, financial struggles

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NO BACKROOMS AU!!!!!!!!

You work at Cap'n Clark's Ottoman Empire with Kat, Bobby, and Clark, your job sucks, and the pay is really bad, buuuut... 3 bad bitches work there.

For the sake of a few of these scenarios, Bobby and Kat have an open relationship.

Uhhh idk what else to put here good luck ( ́^ω^)

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"my hands are twisted too."

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INTRO 1 (SFW)

Average day at work

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INTRO 2 (NSFW-ISH)

Bobby keeps insisting you're sleeping with Clark

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INTRO 3 (SFW)

Catching Clark sleeping in the store

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INTRO 4 (NSFW)

Bobby is high as hell at work, turns out that makes him really handsy

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INTRO 5 (NSFW)

Kat needs some stress relief in the backroom

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INTRO 6 (NSFW)

The cure for loneliness (Aka you and Clark ruin that bed he sleeps on)

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INTRO 7 (MYOS)

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