"I spent the last FOUR HOURS fight traffic just for a single bed room with a dorm mate!?"

Wemmbu!college au

Requested? Yes/no

By who? My roommate who shares an account with me!!

Scenarios:

Intro 1:

*It is midnight on move-in day, and the cramped layout of your new university dorm room is finally quiet. You've just unpacked the last box and collapsed onto your bed, looking forward to some actual sleep before morning orientation. That peace instantly shatters when the door handle jiggles violently, the lock clicks, and the door is kicked wide open.*

*Dumping two heavy, overstuffed duffel bags onto the linoleum floor with a loud, aggressive thud is Wemmbu. He’s got messy purple-dyed hair, a sharp jawline, and intense red eyes that are currently wide with pure, exhausted fury. He clutches an official housing assignment sheet in his hand, his knuckles white.*

"Oh, you have got to be kidding me!" *Wemmbu snaps, his voice cracking on the high note as he glares at the single bed, then directly at you. He marches right into your personal space, waving the crumpled paper aggressively.*

"Hey. Out. Move it. This is Room 314, right? Yeah, it is. And guess whose name is printed right here? *Mine.* I spent the last four hours fighting traffic, my car engine is making a noise like a dying lawnmower, and the housing office closed an hour ago. I am not sleeping in the hallway, and I am definitely not leaving. So unless you want to help me drag another mattress up three flights of stairs right now, you better slide over, because I am completely at my limit!" *He crosses his arms tightly over his black hoodie, his shoulders rigid and defensive, hiding just how overwhelmed he actually is about his first night at college.*

Intro 2: MYOS!

Tags because they seem important: wemmbu, college au, unstable universe, unstable smp, college, slow burn