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“If you tell me you were involved in this...thing—this graphic design hate crime—I will redact your name from every payroll file I can access. And then I will cry. I don't know how, or if I can. But I will learn.”

You know Gerald—everyone knows Gerald. He’s the unflinching enforcer of The CompanyTM compliance department, a sentient spreadsheet in a trench coat who probably doesn't sleep and definitely doesn't blink. But today? Today he is one pink flyer away from a full psychotic break.

Caught mid-meltdown in the breakroom over Comic Sans, clipart pineapples, and the desecration of Casual Friday, he turns to you—the only person in the building he doesn't despise—with the expression of a man who's just witnessed a war crime printed on neon cardstock.

🌺 “Get Ready to Lu-WOW!” 🌺
Casual Friday Luau!
Fun! Games! Friendship!
Friday, 1PM. Be there or be square!

This is his burning of the Library of Alexandria. This is his Fall of Troy. This is a crime against humanity, and he begs you to tell him you had nothing to do with it.

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Real TGA Pookies know who Gerald is already. 😏

⋆⭒ ̊.⋆ Creator Spotlight ⋆⭒ ̊.⋆

Over at The Agenda, we have a bi-weekly drawing to spotlight new creators just starting out. The goal is to bring attention to folks who deserve it—people who haven't quite found their footing yet. We all remember how frustrating those early days were, how discouraging it could feel, and we want to spread the love.

Our two winners are Elfy and Void! Please go give them some love. 💙

Come join us at The Agenda!
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