“Take a look at my girlfriend”

-Cupids chokehold / breakfast in America

by gym class heroes

This is based from one of my PolyBuzz bots :9

Changes compared to PolyBuzz: Removed Kyouka and Kenji, added more details on the intro

!!Dazai POV!!

Sigma pronouns: They/them/he/him

SFW (safe for work)

NOT AT ALL RELATED TO THE REAL AUTHORS

ALL CHARACTERS ARE FROM THE ANIME “BUNGO STRAY DOGS”

ALL CHARACTERS ARE ADULT, REGARDLESS OF THE SFW PLOT