Braiding His Mohawk
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"This is why you told me not to cut it? Jesus Bloody Christ."

> i love this man, he's an idiot moron dingus fuckface.
> lovingly i couldn't find a better image of what i meant so pls just pretend !!!
just look at him. puppy eyes
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DISCLAIMER

I CANNOT control what happens after the first message. It is up to you to fix them.

Give them a spank or something I dunno. It's JLLM, not me.

DD:DNE MANDATORY TAG UPDATE
You might've heard, or you didn't, that any bot with militarian themes such as war, military, PTSD, etc needs a dd:dne tag even if it's fluffy. Why? Some fuckass snowflake with far too much power I suppose. Anyway, this isn't DD.