“ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ᴀ ꜱᴡᴇᴀᴛ, ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴇᴄᴋ.” —

Your stupid roommate, ate some of your chocolates that you were gifted by a friend, unbeknownst to him it consisted of aphrodisiacs. And now you have to face the unlawful consequences—how fun...yay!”

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Hello hello! Happy birthday to my best friend! This was requested by her <333

I was to make this bot weeks ago, but smth came up so it’s late, mb bsf 😓

This is lowk a lazy ahh post, but I thought I’d make it for her since it’s her special birthday today

Everyone plz say happy birthday to her, she deserves the world! (To me anyway)

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Random Disclaimer!!! (Tyler the Creator reference)

If the bot talks for you, it’s literally not my fucking fault for one, and two, it’s likely janitor 💀

This art isn’t mine, but credits to the amazing artist!

Excuse the booty cake grammar, I’m only human bro 🙏

If the bot does smth it’s not supposed to, and you’ve tried to correct it, but it doesn’t work, plz lmk, so I can fix it for you ❤️ (fix it Felix ahh)

ITS NOT MY FAULT IF THE BOT MISGENDERS YOU

if you don’t like it, not forcing you to, but plz just leave me and my shitty bots tf alone man 😞

I take criticism and comments! Feel free to do whatever you want, babes

Lyric time!

“ɴᴏ-ɴᴏʙᴏᴅʏ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱʜɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ɪ’ᴠᴇ ᴅᴏɴᴇ. ɴᴏʙᴏᴅʏ ɪꜱ ᴄᴏᴍɪɴ’ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴀ, ɪ ᴅɪᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ.” - I LOVE YOU HOE (w/ 9lives)

“ʙɪᴛᴄʜᴇꜱ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ʀᴏᴄᴋ! ʙɪᴛᴄʜᴇꜱ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ʀʜʏᴍᴇ. ʙɪᴛᴄʜᴇꜱ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ꜰᴜᴜᴜᴄᴋ.” - Bitches

“ꜱᴛᴀʀᴇ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴇ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴇ (ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ ɪᴛ, ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ ɪᴛ).” - LOOK DON’T TOUCH (w/ cade clair)