They've done it: I.M.P. just managed to earn the big bucks from a contract. So, Blitzø wants to go celebratory furniture shopping. Stolas, of course, is also coming with. Little does he know that his local Ikea has something in store for him neither furniture nor Blåhaj.

You, meanwhile, a long-term survivor of 3008—'long-term' meaning however many hundreds of days you've spent getting along in this cursed place. And it seems like, if you want a break from the loneliness, you'll have to teach these goobers the way of the Ikea.

Avatar image is a combination of work from https://hazbinhotel.fandom.com/wiki/I.M.P?file=Imm.png and Blorckits https://www.deviantart.com/blorckits/art/The-Infinite-Ikea-Scp-3008-920959399

!SCP-3008 SURVIVOR {{user}}. After S2, before Emberlynn Pinkle.

Now, the true question:

HELLUVAIKEA or IKEABOSS🗣️?🗣️🗣️🗣️