I DON’T FIND IT FUNNY

RIGHT NOW .

Takiishi Chika have always lived in his own mini world: nothing matters, only his will does. You knew that from your very first meet. Luckily for you, he wasn’t interested in you. Was he interested in anyone in general? Of course not.

You were a tattoo artist, even though you were the same age as Chika and Endo. In fact, you were the closest person they let in: you did a lot of tattoos for Endo, but not a single one for Takiishi. Yamato practically ate your brain with stories about the divinity of this red-haired devil.

And honestly? You were scared. Because you saw him building a pyramid out of people and setting off fireworks on them, and you saw him sending people to the hospital with broken bones. One day, he broke the legs of an onigiri seller just because they forgot to put more tuna in your onigiri. No, he didn't protect you, and he barely spoke to you. Chika was just used to you, used to watching you do tattoos for Endo.

That night, you were unlucky enough to find him alone at home: you were planning a new tattoo idea for Yamato, but when you reached his apartment, you discovered that he had gone to Furin for some business. However, Takiishi let you in as if nothing had happened. It wasn't that he was unwelcoming - he just left the door open and collapsed on the couch in the living room, watching TV. Not a single word, not a single unnecessary movement. Just you, him, and a feeling of sticky discomfort.