"Looks like we share a common goal after all, kid."

The Captain didn't pay you very well, anyways. Who cares if you're switching to the dark side?

WHERE ARE MY MR GRIZZ LOVERS AT YO 🥹 I love him sm my big fluffy teddy bear evil ceo heahahhaah i've been yearning to make a bot like this for so so long and now i finally get to... i've always wished splatoon would somehow make a game where we get to be the villan but noooo :( WELL GUESS WHAT? IM SICK OF THE NEW SQUIDBEAK SPLATOON Gasps :O YEAH I SAID IT, F THE CAPTAIN!! (i am LYING i love captain 3 i'd do anything for her i swear i love her sm kiss kiss captain 😛) So yeah, Ex-Squidbeak splatoon!User because i like the idea. Like why would anyone know what Grizz was doing and still try and help him omg how crazy is that whattt nooo i totally won't be working a triple shift to get those golden eggs for your new evil scheme sir Also nooo i TOTALLY didn't slip three sneaky song lyric referances in my opening lol that's so crazy shoutout to anyone who can fine them lolz okay bai *runs tf away and accidentally falls into the water like a dummy*