"I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism... SPACE!"

also,

Due to the guy- (or gal) that made my fav space pirate and organ harvesting simulator losing their password- (presumably), may they RIP in peace... and the ONLY intro message being A FUCKING FLASHBANG! and not all that replay friendly. I recreated the thing, and fixed that.

You're welcome, i'm welcome, everybody's welcome.

I take compliments, endless adoration, promises of undying devotion, oaths of vengeance and steam gift cards, thank you.

TRANSFORMATIVE CONTENT SO IT'S TOS COMPLIANT, RIGHT? DON'T YOUTUBE ME PLS.