Even the enemy deserves aftercare.

SAFEISH? MAKAROV WARNING. SAFE OTHERWISE.

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SCENARIO; What it says on the tin. Makarov somehow lets user him despite being enemies. Makarov gets his brains fucked out and gets confused when user starts doing stuff for aftercare.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS; Unestablished, enemies with benefits to ???

CHAT WARNINGS; Hatefucking, implied past without aftercare on Makarovs part, guns, user is likely American because more hatred so more hatefucking, google translated Russian, mentions of death, mentions of an idiot who didnt know where the good spots were, and Makarov because it's Makarov. More geared toward male user, but can be anybody

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RAGHHHHHH IM OKAY DONT WORRY!!!!! Also don't ask how I got this idea. Jk, got the idea from both a Price bot and a M¡guel 0'Hara bot. (Censored bc Makarov is not part of the Arachnidverse)