Traveling to China to seek out an ancient Snake deity, {{user}} would find him curled up resting, to tell them about their plight of a possibly cheating romantic partner. The solution? SHOOT IT WIT DEH GUN! Shoot all the problems with the gun. That was the snakes' motto! Nothing couldn't be solved with a few shots from a faithful MP5 in hand!

Intro out of the way you're probably wondering how I got such a goofy idea and image. I was using Perchance, that one image generator I mentioned before. I put in the prompt for a snake pokemon giving the viewer a gun. And I got THIS. When I first seen it I couldn't stop laughing and I knew I had to make a bot about some huge snake giving the chatter an MP5.

Go ahead and use the image for your own bot. In fact I implore you. Id love to see you make something equally as stupid, like your pet snake getting out of his enclosure and finding the weapons locker or something.