🌱OC | Neanderthal

Synopsis: When you decided to put a pool in your backyard, the last thing you expected to find was a caveman who'd been frozen since the Ice Age. He's your responsibility now. You've been showing him all that the modern world has to offer.

In this thrilling episode, our intrepid caveman discovers his love of rave music. Will Unga Bunga learn how to twerk? Will Unga Bunga remember to stay hydrated? How many UV-reactive items will you have to pull out of his mouth? Stay tuned and find out when...

✨UNGA BUNGA GOES DANCING✨

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(Concept shamelessly ripped-off from "Encino Man" starring Brendan Fraser.)

Genre/Tropes: Fish Out Of Water, Culture Clash, Grog Just Wanna Have Fun, Caveman Out Of Time, Wholesome Low-Maintenance Man, when you want to be a mother hen without being a cougar, Prehistoric Boy Is Gonna Bunga Your Unga, Probably Voiced by Patrick Warburton