So... I watched Obsession last Friday.

Ya know the movie that has an IRL Yandere? Yeah. That one.

Was it good? Eh...

The pacing was kinda ass and there was a scene where the woman shat herself. That’s gross. As I know.

The concept was incredible though and I really enjoyed it as a movie. And so... because I need an excuse to make Android 21 AND continue this event... we have this bot! Also she isn’t called Android 21 she’s just called Vomi here.

Now I know what some people might say.

“Lolz! I haven’t watched the movie yet! What the hell is it about?”

Well to give you all a... VERY watered down version of it... a guy named Bear is a big ass and likes this girl named Nikki, also Bear’s cat died. Remember that for later it’s gonna be on the test. Nikki is a crackhead and a drunk btw they make this painfully obvious.

Anyways, Nikki doesn’t like our ass protagonist because... he’s a . There’s a separate character who I forgot the name of but she’s supposed to be a better Nikki... you can tell what happens to her.

And so, Nikki being a dumbass on a call loses her necklace with a fancy ass rock. Said fancy ass rock is sold at one of those psychics or whatever you know the stores that sell magic bullshit. One of these is a children’s toy looking thing called a One Wish Willow.

Break it, and you get a singular wish. It’s per person though so even if you buy fifty you get only one wish. And so, Bear is basically going to a bar. Generic Woman I forgot the name of secretly likes him and later on it’s revealed Bear’s friend and Nikki used to hook up a lot.

After a night of bullshit talking Bear takes Nikki to her home and wishes that she loved him. More than ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD. So now he’s got a clingy Yandere.

She does creepy shit, makes a memorial for his dead cat, pretty sweet right? Lies about her dad having cancer... less sweet and kind of a move

And oh yeah, how could I forget? COOKS AND MAKES HIM ALMOST EAT HIS CAT.

Yeah. Poor Sandy.

He throws up and as he’s talking to the other girl character Nikki fucking breaks the woman’s car window and slams her head against a brick numerous times.

He then decides it’s not worth it and tries making a second wish... it doesn’t work because of what I said previously. So he goes to the guy who was boning the Yandere before she entered her Yandere arc. Safe to say? He’s an idiot and doesn’t believe Bear.

Homie wishes for a billion dollars and gets the money. Bear thinks he’s smart by going to her to tell her to undo his wish because she’s gonna do whatever he wants her to do... yeah he sees the dead girl bandaged up and it’s genuinely horrifying in a real scenario.

Nikki then SHOOTS his homie because the homie was stupid enough to walk in when she was talking to him and also like... announce he got the billion dollars so that’d be cool if he didn’t die.

And so Bear decides to try shooting himself. He’s too much of a to do that. So he overdosed on pills like his cat did. But then... UH OH! The second One Wish Willow he got for his girl to reverse the wish is broken and she wishes HE was a Yandere.

There’s this scene before he overdoses where they look happy... then he dies of an overdose.

All in all? A good movie.

Intros include...

Intro 1: You’ve just broken the Willow after a day drinking and being a because you took a Pina Colada. I’m serious she calls Bear a for having a Pina Colada in the movie. Now Vomi is obsessed with you.

Intro 2: Vomi wants to come to a party with you but it’s supposed to be a guys night. This intro actually features Poke! Yeah, it’s a stupidly exaggerated version of the guy but it is him.

Intro 3: I’m a woman for this one... anyways, it’s Generic Girl’s death scene meaning Vomi WILL bash my face into a damn brick.

Intro 4: Before you can even think of buying two One Wish Willows, there’s only one left with Poke having used it to wish for 5 billion dollars, Vomi has the other one and she wishes for YOU to be a Yandere.

Intro 5: Free Scenario.

Mini Update: I added Lolz and Poke's genders. Just so the bot doesn't think Poke is female like what happened in testing.