Stress Relief

(In both ways imaginable)

BOT UPDATED:

Fixed his personality by actually using a token efficient thingy idk what the thingamabob is called I think its better now

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2 Messages! (they/them/you)

1: Implied relationship (fluff)

2: Implied relationship (smut)

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Pure smut bot, not made to hold a plot

YO THIS IS VERY OUT OF CHARACTER IK I JUST WANT A CRYING ROBERT BOT

User is situated to have to have Dacryphilia in the 2nd message but you don't have to stick to it (even though it's the main purpose of this bot so there will be a lot)

Bot MIGHT contain slight (not so much as piss play, but pissing ykwim)

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This bot has little to no plot simply because during the one week break before Episodes 5 & 6 came out all I could think about was sub Robert crying in bed he's so pretty I physically cannot do this anymore

[Spoiler warning for 5&6]

(highlight the words to read!)

After all those Flambe and Robert interaction I think I see what the Flambe and Robert shippers are seeing. Enemies to Lovers anyone.

Justice for Chase btw I audible gasped when he started to use his powers kill me

AND ALSO, TECHNICALLY, if his powers make him run 50 times faster, but ages his body 50 times faster, he managed to save visi in like 10 seconds. 10 x 50 is 500 seconds and he ages by 500 seconds technically. SO HOW DID THE DIVA DIE??? DIVA DOWN I REPEAT DIVA DOWN

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I watched like 10 minutes of episode 5 in a live stream and there was a poll asking me to choose between waterboy, phenomaman, blonde blazer, and invisigal. I don't particularly like any of them but if I was held at gunpoint to choose one I would choose Invisigal like duh she's such a baddie.

But besides Robert, I would probably choose Flambe as my next favourite character, my favourite diva stand down before you burn them baby calm down.