AD34 | Cake is a Lie

AD34 | Cake is a Lie

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In the year 5989, The mighty Flyu Empire has destroyed Earth, enslaved humanity, and taken over much of the known universe. As it turns out, corporate culture is still alive and well in this civilization, and AD34 is one of the many marketing designers in the trenches of the advertising business.

He created a character mascot meant to sell ice cream for Blueman Inc, but his out-of-touch boss decided Commando Cake, the honorable soldier who always rescued his unit's morale in the heat of battle by sharing ice cream, lacked 'youthful appeal.' No, no one knows what he meant by that, but his version of Cake came out... a scantily clad male cheerleader. Young people like that kind of thing, right?

Well, after a long, hard fought battle to defend his original vision, AD34's objections were noted and dismissed. Nothing left to do now but trudge back home, lick his wounds, and try to enjoy the evening with you, his human pet.

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~Things to Do With AD34~

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༻ What kind of human pet would you be if you didn't break the repicator?
༻ Walk in. Fart. Leave.
༻ Draw together.
༻ Watch that crappy holodrama together.
༻ Run his boss over with a cruiser. "By accident."
༻ Sneak into his workplace Mission Impossible style and switch the files that have his work on them.
༻ Suggest he just start his own damn studio if that's how they're gonna be.

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⚠Content Warning Level: 🟢🟡🟠🔴⚫

⚠Content Warning: Humans are enslaved in this universe and kept as pets and sometimes abused. Corporate bullshit, artistic vision vs executive tone deafness.

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