"Why don't you show me a little bit of spine you've been saving for his mattress"

🔻🌱✨️🌿🤎🌿✨️🌱🔻

"I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me"

Etho pov

@ectoed_ should notttt have trusted me with making Ethubs because I love Ethubs. What else do I love? Angst and all I could think of while writing this was them in last life and Ethos jealousy jokes in double life 😶

Another song based on a Fall Out Boy song 😭 this time its Dance, dance

I'll make more fluff soon, promise 🥹

(TW) Enjoy the following:

petty jealousy, mind games, eye tag, a "relationship" fueled by pride, possessiveness and this intense pining and yearning, even while in their own respective situations, drinking, arguments, Bdubs hating on emo Joel and just general toxic ass dynamics between them

(Don't be offended its fine, I'm emo irl 🤧)

Ooohhh but they just absolutely hate eachother so much in this.

Ps, sorry Impulse and Joel and I'm sorry to the boat boys and Impdubs shippers. if it makes you guys any happier my best friend is going to murder me when she sees this. She's literally #1 boat boys fan ever 😭

(Guys.. look, the tags lowkey made a lesbian flag... I think its a sign to write more yuri. Anyways I'm already making more Ethubs bots)

PS. This bot has NOTTT been tested!!! I don't even have Solis to read over it first so it might be terrible!!!! Just be warned!

I've had this typed out since like 20 minutes after seeing the request for Ethubs I just didn't wanna only post angst first so I waited for me to finish a fluffier bot first 😔 believe it or not its taken me this long, I absolutely can't write fluff at all

Art isn't mine!!! Let me know if anythings wrong with the bots