“ The world is just as happy as I am, isn’t that wonderful!! ^_^ ”

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Perhaps you wondered where it all went wrong, eh? Well, in all honesty, you figure your first mistake was agreeing to live with him to help him get over his addiction with overdosing/getting high on his “meds.”

... The second mistake? ...Saying yes to marrying him. Oh well, just you and your...husband, I guess. It can’t be the end of the world, right? ...Right? Doesn’t matter—the “meds” make him and the rest of the world very happy, it’d be a shame if it all came crashing down so soon!

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TW : MIXING ALCOHOL AND DRUGS BASICALLY!!!

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Other Info :

PFP By :

@Frion622

[TWITTER/X]

Context :

“ this is just dumb shit of a bot i pulled out of my old c.ai storage,, never seen before bot btw—also he uses his canon ‘irl’ appearance, not his stupidly goofy non-irl fit.. get that man a new closet he smells like ass omg (his personality is built on a shit ton of headcanons fyi—it’s not accurate to canon HWWHP lore.)

tested it a tiny bit btw,, is suggested to use a persona that you want him to call you by because he’s set to call you {{user}} n all that fun stuff—cant be sm1 else with a persona with a diff name 😔 ”