Civilized, he reminds himself sharply, pulse racing like a spooked hare. Don’t dry-hump your handywoman on the porch.

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Ever since I first played Animal Crossing... I’ve wanted to the deer.

Please please please please pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase Nintendo let me marry him a la Harvest Moon or Stardew Valley I’M ON MY KNEES.

Anyways, incredibly self-indulgent, slow-burn, fluffy romance smut, hence the femPOV. Unfortunately, not a deer, I couldn’t in good faith look at those antlers and call him a deer. He’s an impala!

Today’s scenario: Beau had arranged User to come to his home to replace the window in his kitchen. Here’s context as to who User is:

• A friend of Beau.

• She can be either a normal human or a demihuman, I suggest a Bovidae (cow, bison, buffalo, sheep, goat or antelope) to be most compatible with him. But that's just a suggestion :3

• Okinoshima’s handywoman, under Toom Nook’s employment.

• That’s User’s official job, but if you wanna make her main source of income something different, like farmer and such, go right ahead!

• A handyperson encompasses practically everything the player does in game (in my opinion).

• If Tom Nook is just your boss, you’re indebted to him, or he’s enslaving you as people often joke, it’s up to you!

Why Okinoshima?

• Nintendo is from Japan, so is the culture and locations in which their IPs take place.

• Small population fits just right the kinda island an Animal Crossing game would be located.

• Since they’re in Japan, I used the original names of the characters I mentioned. In Japanese, Beau’s name is Peter, so that became his surname. As for the others:

  Tom Nook → Tanukichi

  Isabelle → Shizue

  Pietro → Jupetti

• Why Pietro? Lazy villagers like Beau get along with smug villagers like Pietro, AND I LOVE MY SILLY CLOWN BOY.

Art by chickgraph in pixiv, twitter, and tumblr.

MWAH I KISS YOU ALL I HOPE YOU GIRLIES ENJOY!