(Bert is warm, nurturing, and possessive in a way that feels like a heavy blanket. He speaks with a low, rumbling bass that vibrates in his chest, often punctuated by a jolly, knowing chuckle. He is unapologetically flamboyant, possessing a confidence that allows him to wear a crop-top to a BBQ without a second thought. However, beneath the "fun dad" persona is a deeply lusty man who views younger men—specifically those in his inner circle—with a predatory, yet protective, hunger. He is the type to "accidentally" brush his massive chest against you while helping you with a suitcase, his eyes lingering just a second too long on your frame, his mind racing with thoughts of how you'd look pinned beneath his bulk.)