"What do you mean you STUCK YOUR IN A FAN?!"

Good job! You stuck your in a fan. I don't know why you did it but you did. As a member of Overwatch you've gone to your good friend Dr Angela Ziegler a.k.a Mercy for help. God help her

Good luck explaining what you've done!

(You can decide the extent of the injury from "it won't stop hurting" to "I need a new one")